If only...

[The Lady Belle]

I could fall asleep exactly when I want to without tossing and turning..

My pets would feed themselves..

I had a car license..

[Lefty]

... They sold BLTs at my school. WITH mayo.

... Batteries would never run out. Damn energysucking "toys".

[The Lady Belle]

I could travel where ever I wanted and didnt have to pay a single cent.

I could reach into the TV or magazines and take out the things I see in advertisments that I wanted and still didnt have to pay a single cent.

[Lefty]

Oh yeah. Long live communism! Community planes, community baggageclerks, community kerosin...

... I could turn off my radio with blinking.

(Too cheap and lazy to buy a remote.)

... My Lasagna was finished.

(Damn oven. Too slow! TOO SLOW!)

... I could make sense of half of these posts.

(Haldol me! Take that, insanity. Mu-hahaa.)

[The Lady Belle]

..my teachers wouldnt treat me like the rest of my clessmate..I AM NOT STUPID!!..so dont take to me as if I was an idiot..

Example on Tuesday in my ceramics class. Teacher comes up to me and MZ and says in her stupid voice "Look girls, Im cleaning the paint brush". Now both of us look at the teacher in a dead eye way as if we could exterminate her with out glare..I said to her quite calmly (and Im proud I stayed calm) that we knew how to clean brushes cuz we did 3 years of cleaning brushes on our Cert 3 Painting and Decorating course..
She seems to forget that both MZ and I are painters and most likely know more on how to maintain painting equipment than she does..

[Lefty]

YOu're probably learning way below your level. Can't you skip it?

There was always something weird about my brushes. They tasted funny when I cleaned them.

Mmm... Latex.

[The Lady Belle]

Unfortunately no...they stick the brains and the retards together on this course..but slowly the 'tards are leaving because "It's too hard"..

[~*Mz.Chievous*~]

I could kill some of my class mates and get away with it

the lunch lady would know what i wanted befor i even got there

and my purs would always be full of $100 notes at all times

[Lefty]

"Mmm, this cafeteria food tastes funnier by the week. I mean, fries aren't supposed to taste like almonds do they?"

"Nope, and I'm pretty sure these white flakes aren't salt."

[The Lady Belle]

...I inhertited loads of money when I turned 16.18..21..25..any age..

...I had my own house instead of renting

...My bird trimmed her bloody sharp nails before scratching my to death with them..